jOe's definitions

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004

snipped

A circumcised penis.

"You better get that out my ear or I'll have you snipped!"

by Joe May 13, 2005

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003

vodka

russian water - evil stuff.

- noo more russian water!!!

by joe April 9, 2004

MVP

Mountain view player. dumbasses from mountain view high who think there better than homestead and austin

did you see thoughs mvp fags what losers

by joe January 15, 2004