jOe's definitions

Whuffie

A fluid, complex system of cultural currency and reputation. Created by the Bitchun Society in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingom" by Cory Doctorow

I took a moment to conjure a HUD with his Whuffie score on it. I had to resize the window--he had too many zeros to fit on my standard display.

by Joe December 21, 2003

preliminary end

a fucking awesome punk band

preliminary end's concert was awesome last night

by joe April 27, 2004

splace

1) to go somewhere
2) to spread out

1) splace bk to my yard
2) she was splaced out on my bed

by joe April 9, 2004

Mayle

The act of a male cutting or chopping off ones penis.

I Mayled my cock to prove you wrong.

by joe December 12, 2004

jizz queen

a female who enjoys injesting excesive amounts of spermatozoa

"Emily is a jizz queen"

by Joe April 28, 2003

picudo

A Mexican word for a gangsta (cholo) wanna-be, usually younger, a junior high student, who thinks he's all that.

Mire el picudo, ese. Se cree muy muy.

Look at that wanna-be, he thinks he's all that.

by Joe February 20, 2004

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004