jOe's definitions

Bone

money

person 1: how much ya got?
person 2: bout 50 bones

by joe November 9, 2003

burows's MUM

woman with 5 holes of insertion

Anal hole 1, 2, etc...

by Joe November 26, 2003

fucking

Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

Fucking hell man, I told you not to fuck my wife.

by Joe November 10, 2003

thwock

A slang term for the penis. As with most slang terms, can also be used in derrogatory form to refer to another individual.

"Jen was shocked when I slapped my thwock down on the table, in front of her face."

"That kid is such a thwock"

by Joe November 4, 2003

monkey

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

by Joe April 14, 2004

B-Bow (B.B.O.W.W.)

An acronym for Big Booty on White Woman

Check out the B-bow in aisle 5. Is it natural or did she buy that ass.

by joe November 5, 2004

Throwed

Drunk, and high at the same time.

I was so throwed after 7 shots, and 4 bowls of dro.

by Joe July 16, 2004