jOEY's definitions

strut

walking with attitude

walkin down the street

by joey May 9, 2003

dank butter

butter made with the oil from stems and seeds of cannibus ,green in color, used to make cookies and brownies and rice crispie treats

Damn, that dank butter fucked my shit up last night.

by joey April 18, 2005

DohShit

1: Response from a male after ripping ass infront of one or more females
2: When one is being sucked into a toilet or bathroom stall

1:Freeman at Pete's house infront of 4 girls: "Hey ladies..." *RRRRiiiippppp" "DOH SHIT!"
2:While Urinating, a stall begins to suck Freeman in: "Ahh... DOHSHIT!"

by Joey April 8, 2003

mother fucker

When you stubb your toe

" MU-th-aa FFFFuu-ccckk-errrrrrrr"

by Joey May 12, 2003

julian casablancas

the lead singer of the strokes, julian casablancas (aka jules) also writes all of the strokes music and lyrics. some of his musical inspiration comes from the cure, the doors, and especially the velvet underground. he is half spanish, half danish, his middle name is fernando, and he hates pringles. he often kisses his bandmates, and air (dry) humps the strokes drummer, fabrizio moretti. he has a drinking problem, and is very very beautiful, and often stoned. very witty, intelligent, and funny. he is my soulmate.

julian casablancas is the hottest guy in the entire world.

by joey April 8, 2004

losertard

1.)A person who retains the qualities of being a loser, and very stupid.

2.)An actual retard, who everybody makes fun of.

1.)"Goddamnit! You fucking stabbed me!"
"Sorry.."
"You losertard!"

2.)"Dude, Jerry's such a losertard."
Jerry: "Mnggnggghhhaaa..."

by Joey December 11, 2004

dragophile

Dragophile: A person who would willingly rape a dragon

dude, you dragophile

by Joey July 3, 2004