jOEY's definitions

jam box

slang term for stereo, usually battery operated, and carried on ones shoulder... through the ghetto
see boombox, ghetto blaster

whoa player, ya'int be thinkin' 'bout touchin' ma jam box!

by joey December 2, 2004

cold ear

to freeze jizz onto a dish. Then to pick up with a finger and place in a victims ear.

kevin and tyler gave each other cold ears while playing dance dance revolution.

by joey November 16, 2004

gu

gu, gued, guing..
adjective: hustled, shaded, had, taken advantage of, criticized, made fun of, heckled, laughed at.

"Eh man, he ran off with my girl and gave me the finger."
"Heh, you've been gued."

by Joey August 8, 2003

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent

Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!

by Joey May 27, 2004

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

dime a dozen

So cheap you can buy twelve for ten cents.

"Expired donuts are a dime a dozen!"
"That is so cheap."

by Joey October 25, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005