fist job

Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).
I gave him a fist job for Valentines day
by JB February 28, 2005
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Cock Pilot

A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.
Tom is a Cock Pilot!
by JB November 12, 2003
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dukey

Look at that pile of dukey on the ground, dukey-breath.
by JB April 08, 2003
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gluemo

The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.
Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?

Don't come any closer!

G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!

NO!

AAARGH!!!

MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!

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Ahh that's better. 1337!
by JB April 21, 2005
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warner brother

The next u see a police,warner brother!
by jb January 30, 2004
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Weaksauce

sucky, weak, something that isn't strong
by jb November 06, 2001
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catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.
"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!
by JB January 05, 2005
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