jAkE's definitions
vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
by Jake March 6, 2004
Get the shaved pussymug. something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing
by Jake April 26, 2004
Get the call me somedaymug. Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.
by Jake June 25, 2004
Get the Kung Foomug. (female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter, behind the back corner of the vagina) is removed, and hair between the leg-belly crease is removed on the abdomen leaving only a groomed rectangle running from the mid-tummy to the upper edge of the vulva; as if pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the honey pot region
(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin
(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin
(female): he:"Did she have a landing strip, triangle, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"
(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"
(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"
by Jake February 22, 2004
Get the landing stripmug. by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the haggardmug. by Jake May 8, 2003
Get the naschemug. by Jake March 9, 2004
Get the snailmug.