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crunk

getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"

that's about it, get crunk!
i was goin out to get crunk, but someone stole my car
by jake August 4, 2004
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suppository

(noun)
1. anal suppository: small tapered plug of medication that is pressed up into the rectum thru the anus. May be compounded to relieve hemmorhoid pain or to deliver a drug which might attack the stomach lining such as a narcotic. Before the invention of ether, a cigar was inserted into the rectum of a non-smoker to dull the pain of abdominal surgery. An anal suppository is wax-like, formulated to melt at body temperature
2. vaginal suppository: small capsule-like plug of medication that is inserted into the vagina. Most common compounding is to treat a yeast infection. It is formulated to melt at body temperature
She thought she had a yeast infection so she got some suppositories from the chemist to treat it. They came with an insertion wand that made it easy to get them several inches up inside her vagina.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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furk

someone who says they're not gay, but every time they wrestle with men, they try to get some nut feels
Alex is at it again, will his furkness ever end?
by Jake May 8, 2003
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half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place
Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!
by jake January 17, 2005
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glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)
i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed
by Jake November 12, 2003
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fundamentalrattlizationism

A professor's unique invention. It means that your set of beliefs are being challenged; your worldview is perhaps under fire and not holding up to the pressure.
If you're finding yourself disagreeing with me, you may be suffering a slight case of fundamentalrattlizationism.
by Jake June 27, 2004
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suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.
I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.
by Jake March 11, 2003
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