j3553's definitions

t-rash

Trash, white trash, ghetto people...often loud, obnoxious, unintelligent, using improper English, and causing some kind of a ruckus or scene. Ideally this term is said with a New York accent, from where it originated.

Bob: I can't believe my girl cheated on me man!

Tony: Fuck that girl, bro, she's T-rash!!

by J3553 May 28, 2008

outlander

Any individual who does not belong in a social setting; an intruder; an interloper. Popularized by Malachai from "Children of the Corn".

Friend 1: "Hey, who is that dude?"

Friend 2: "Must be an outlander, man, I've never seen him."

by J3553 November 27, 2007

interloper

Any individual who intrudes or does not belong- in a conversation, at a social gathering, or anywhere else. First popularized by Malachai, of "Children of the Corn".

Friend 1: "Yo, who invited him? Who's that guy lurking in the corner?"

Friend 2: "I don't know who that interloper is, dude."

by J3553 November 27, 2007

shit stop

Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.

Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...

Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).

Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!

by J3553 November 18, 2007

assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

take it to the house

To go home to take a poop, instead of at work, school, stores, restaurants, etc.

Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"

Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."

Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"

by J3553 January 16, 2009