j.n. growling's definitions

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Dresch

A cute girl with a horrible or irritating laugh much like Fran Drescher.

If that Dresch over their wasn't so cute I'd cockslap her for laughing like that.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Empiro

A revolutionary idea.

Jonas Salk had an empiro and decided to cure Polio.

Adolph Hitler had an empiro and decided to kill the Jews.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.

To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Limy

A girl, 16 and over, who keeps a collection of dolls or stuffed animals in her room. Limy's have the tendencies of being childish and never letting go of anything.

So how are things going with that girl?

I went into her room and found out she was a Limy. I knocked over her trolls and fuckin' booked it out of there.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Snake Salad

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.

I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.

by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010

Fat Prick

Some one who keeps eating even though they are full.

David ate the entire case of 50 peeps simply because he is a fat prick.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010