Snake Salad

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.

I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.

by J.N. Growling July 04, 2010

care bear shares

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

by J.N. Growling June 19, 2010

Shop buddy

Like a fuck buddy, except used by bitches for shopping instead. Shop buddies do have the ability to upgrade into fuck buddies; however this is very rare.

I hate carrying her bags. Why do I have to be her shop buddy?

by J.N. Growling July 08, 2010

Ass Ninny

People who enjoy Carlos Mencia.

The ass ninny laughed and laughed as Mencia spit out mexican joke after mexican joke.

by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010

Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.

To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

Nedly

A woman who isn't fond of giving head.

Nedly: I'm not partial to the taste of your urethra Jonathan.

Jonathan: Stop being such a Nedly and hook a nigga up.

by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010