j. arnier's definitions

concert virginity

What someone has if they've never been to a kickass show and slammed some heads in the mosh pit, thus making that person a concert virgin.

Joe lost his concert virginity at the Slayer show on Saturday.

by J. Arnier May 28, 2007

elecoustic

A term used to describe an electric guitar that is being played without an amplifier, or "unplugged." It's still an electric guitar, but without the distortion and volume that the amp provides it sounds more like an acoustic.

Lenny's neighbors called the cops to complain about his late night guitar solos, so now he has to go elecoustic.

by J. Arnier June 7, 2007

no friend

The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."

The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.

Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!

Frank is such a no friend.

by J. Arnier March 10, 2008

lawnarchy

A monarchy set up to establish the absolute rule of one's lawn. The ruler of the lawnarchy is the owner, who takes the title of "king." The king orders his underlings, usually his own children, to be responsible for upkeeping his lawn. This includes mowing it, edging it, watering it, raking the leaves off it, and making sure it looks better than any of the neighbor's lawns.

Rick's dad, the king of the family's lawnarchy, forced Rick to edge the grass with a scissors.

by J. Arnier November 20, 2007

lawn shark

Any miscellaneous item lying on the lawn that gets in the way while you're mowing. After you run the item over pieces of it may attempt to "bite" you as they're spat out the sides of the mower. This item could be anything from a golf club to trash that your neighbor plucked off his lawn and threw onto yours.

Herman: Hey, have you seen Collin's leg?
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!

by J. Arnier November 25, 2007

September 27

On this date in 1986, Cliff Burton of Metallica, regarded by many as one of the best, if not the greatest, bassists of all time, was killed in a bus accident in Sweden. Arguably the saddest day in metal history.

Though Burton wrote and co-wrote many songs, his greatest work is commonly agreed to be "Orion" off of the Master of Puppets album.

Only Randy Rhoads' and Dimebag Darrell's deaths came close to shaking the metal world as much as Burton's.

September 27 was a horrible day for metalheads everywhere.

by J. Arnier October 13, 2007

Nutshell

One of the best songs written by Alice in Chains, but also the saddest. One of Layne Staley's many lyrical masterpieces.

And yet I find
And yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I can't be my own
I'd feel better dead

-The last 5 lines of Nutshell

by J. Arnier October 13, 2007