j dogg's definitions

queering

To have forcible anal sex with another man while holding him down. (like in the movie Deliverance)

Ike and Billybob gave the Yankee a good queering for trespassing on their property.

by J Dogg June 27, 2003

fosheezy

jermaine dupris way of saying "i wanna be just like snoop dogg and make my own gay ass language"

yo! i'll be up in the club 1 tweezy!! meet me there, fosheezy my neezy!!

by j dogg August 4, 2003

Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

by J DogG August 31, 2012

Lies

A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.

A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

disenfranchisabilitation

When the whitey man take away all mo jaun's.

Whitey from round da corner tappin in to mo bank account statement shiiieeettt.

by J DOGG November 14, 2003

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 26, 2004

c4

meaning cock to forehead. A slang used to confuse hookers or sluty girls.

You up for some C4 later?

by j dogg March 13, 2005