j dogg's definitions

Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

by J DogG August 31, 2012

Lies

A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.

A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

waxomoballsackyam

Waxing the scrotom in early breakfast.

Wax em ball sacky with eggs.

by J DOGG November 14, 2003

guam

Any place really far away, whether or not it's really "the" Guam.

A: Where did Mike go for that exchange student thing?
B: Guam.

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

disenfranchisabilitation

When the whitey man take away all mo jaun's.

Whitey from round da corner tappin in to mo bank account statement shiiieeettt.

by J DOGG November 14, 2003

c4

meaning cock to forehead. A slang used to confuse hookers or sluty girls.

You up for some C4 later?

by j dogg March 13, 2005

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 26, 2004