19 definitions by j r lang

bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 4, 2008

rug rash

a chaffing of parts of the body usually the knees or buttocks from having sex on a carpet.
mostly associated to a rash on the knees of a person giving head or a blow job see rug burn a cock sucking injury.

Ellen got an awful rug rash yesterday while polishing my knob

by j r lang January 6, 2008

puerto rican chow pass

Puerto Rican chow pass was what a mustache was called
would get you a mustache ride.cunnilingus

i have a Puerto Rican chow pass on my face Mustache ride 5 cents

by j r lang January 4, 2008

shining crawlers

a term used by fishermen to describe the practice of going out at night with a flashlight to find and pick up night crawlers worm to be used for bait fishing,

you want to out shining crawlers so we can go fishing tomorrow ?

by j r lang January 4, 2008

milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,

I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.

by j r lang January 4, 2008

urinate

make, make water, pass water, pee, pee-pee, piddle, piss, puddle, relieve oneself, spend a penny, take a leak, wee, wee-wee

stop the car i have to urinate you know milk the snake

by j r lang January 4, 2008

soak it incider

a funny retort when someone gets slightly injured

Bob darn ive hit my thumb
Tom go soak it incider.

by j r lang January 6, 2008