izcool's definitions
I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
by izcool January 8, 2011
Get the Safe Sex On The Beachmug. I took a bottle of allspice and sprinkled some of it on that girl's rack. Now she has a spice rack. :)
by izcool June 6, 2009
Get the Spice Rackmug. by izcool August 17, 2006
Get the Fahrenheit 9/11½mug. Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?
Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.
by izcool January 11, 2009
Get the Dialupmug. A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes.
by izcool September 20, 2006
Get the Roadkillmug. A signature lyric in any of Pitbull's songs. If it's a Pitbull song, it most likely has it in the beginning. It's like a verbal tick he can't get rid of. Just like how any politician always says "God Bless America" at the end of every speech.
by izcool September 9, 2013
Get the Mr. Worldwidemug. There's several ways to define an accident:
1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.
Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*
Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.
Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*
Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
by izcool September 11, 2009
Get the Accidentmug.