Definitions by itsmenotjames

Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

Egyptian Earthquake by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Moroccan Chicken Broth 

When you cook a bunch of foreskin, vaginal fluids, semen, and poop and turn it into broth.

I just made a Moroccan Chicken Broth Last Night Because I was bored.

Moroccan Chicken Broth by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

French Vasectomy by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

The Turder 

The Turder is when someone takes another person's shit, cooks it until hard, and sucks on it.

At the party, we each had the Turder

The Turder by itsmenotjames April 12, 2024

Nigerian Salad Bowl 

the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.

We had such a good night last night, we all shared a nigerian salad bowl

Nigerian Salad Bowl by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024

Gongingashite

Slang which stems from the German "verdammte sheiße" (damned shit). It has a similar meaning to "damn it".

Gongingashite, I forgot my wallet on the bus.

Gongingashite by itsmenotjames February 21, 2024