Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024

Impossible Bridge

A bridge that is impossible (impassable) during high water.

We just drove over the impossible bridge.

by itsmenotjames December 07, 2024

Alaskan Snowsock

When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.

I gave your mom the alaskan snowsock last night

by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Squeal of Fortune

When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.

Last night, we had a fun time after Leigh got the squeal of fortune

by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024

Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 07, 2024