itichie_nocanpo's definitions

blue eye arabs

people from the OIL rich nation of Norway

10,000 sweeds walked through the weeds, surounded by " blue eye arabs " with one accord they all ran back to copeinhaugen !!!

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

hooty jahoos

american wall street bankers and brokers

broker is what U will be when those hooty jahoos churn ur account....

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

texas boots

what Texas Hill Country folk wear for shoes. good for smashing cockroches..

My old texas boots trap many a cockroches with my pointed toes. In Texas, side of boots used for kicking mexican butts.
spurs used for getting a move on whatever we'r on top of!
In Texas we ride most anything thats warm & moves.....

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer

to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

bandini

when your gardner shits all over your lawn then sends you a bill for fertilizer.

each week I get a bill for bandini! next time he sends me a bill I will bandini in his new truck...

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

mexican corset

used by mexican mujeres to tighten up cooter + pushup hooters!

fine latina put on her mexican corset. her lower set of brown eyes almost pop out lower set of lips so tight. I got so hot used mexican bedpan to take a piss..

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006