itichie_nocanpo's definitions

mexican runt

short mexican ( soo short when he stands up from chair U think he is still setting down )

mexican runt sawed off and short about 5 foot 2 on his knees prayed let my dick be size of cabasa now his cock is 12 inches long he is only 4 foot 2. Strange how that works!

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

gooey duck

aka geoduck (Mollusca) has large clam digger

Seattle ho's run the beaches looking for gooey duck. Then squeese their clam digger's just to see how far it will squirt! wsu

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

sos shit

what happens after eating "Shit On a Shingle" military chow ground beef on burnt toast with black pepper.

Yo dudes! "ture story" , Man I had sos shit,
I went both ways bent over puked 4 feet & sos shit's hit other wall 3 feet away...
When U eat SOS make shure greese on top pepper gravy, put half cooked raw EGG on top & enjoy!!!

for full effect: Get next to chow hall greese pit, deep breath while eating ur morning SOS
( wow enjoy that )...

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006

Mexican Solder

how poor imagrunts keep warm on cold california nights

I got a beach chair ( U no low rider chair ) place solder iron under chair.. Thats called a Mexican Solder Iron heater.

warning if U get mexican solder iron to close to ass it will burn your booty!!!!!

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

oregon omsi

oregon Museum of Science and Industry ( west of portland )

oregon omsi is where they keep california monkey's. Mexican monkeys are behind the forest building next to zoo.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

mexican desert

A dry place with no tree's north of mexico city & south of california..

Yo gringos I live in a dry mexican desert, Fire ant's my only amigos!
I know I go ur cuntry become rich man, I have mexican love for caleefornia, buy mexican taxi help me hombres...
Yep I give up this ole' stinking mexican desert.....

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

butt plug

used in hospital in the OR so you won't shit all over the doctor.

I think my doctor get his kicks using extra large butt plug on mujeres ( mexican women ) .

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006