itichie_nocanpo's definitions

mexican tissue

mexican paper with photo of el presidente Vicente Fox

gringos what would you do with mexican tissue with picture of Vicente Fox ?? U see! I didn't need to write an example.

New presidente to recall all mexican tissue. New nafta rules 1 paso = 1 dollar!!!, I must dig deep in this old outhouse mucho denaro!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

searsucker

funky short pants worn california surfer dudes

oh dearee did U take my searsucker pants to clean?? Yess dear!!
U know I have rls can U go to sears & roll buck buy some more searsucker???

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006

mexican sore throat

what mexicans get when crossing US border.

border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).

Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.

USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mircosoft

Mircosoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )

Mircosoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy

by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006

midnight bird

hairy bird only comes out at midnight to 6am!

My whore got down on her knees licking my pants asked hows her midnight bird. Honey hairy going to rest tonight. Ahh how come? honey U sucked so long and hard last night he's now a Blue bird. Yep needs to rest tonight.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

mucho grassy ass

English way of saying ( mucho gracias ) or thank you very much..

next week try using mexican jetpack !! Si, si senior, mucho gracias..
Hay mucho grassy ass yourself I just like to see you FLY!!!

by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

LN2

LN2 = Long Number 2 ( extra big stinky poop)

babe I need 10 more min. I have LN2 it just keeps comming out. I will need pot plunger to help flush,I just hate it when water & shit gets all over floor...

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006