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Definitions by itichie_nocanpo

mexican mud 

Tijuana river " south of the border down mexico way "
Tijuana river mud comes from california. Its called mexican mud but the mud comes from under the fence. U see gringos mexican mud is not dirty it comes from UR cuntry!!!

U norte Americanos should eat mucho chile then NO Montezuma revenge!

Mexican Mudbutt

one who scoots his scooter in mexican mud
another no example needed!

Ur a hombre deep in mexican mud U don't need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudbutt.

A mexican mudbutt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.

Mexican Mudslide 

when all mexicans start humping in Tijuana at midnight!
Tijuana urban areas have mucho mud hills. Hombres & mujeres hump at midnight some houses slde down hill.

ho ho ho Mexican mudslide, Mexican mudslide, Mexican mudslide, Say it 3 times Like an american fire drill.....

mexican pancake 

Salsa 2 mujeres buns + Anaheim pepper
place Anaheim pepper between mujeres buns ( heat both sides)lots of salsa ENJOY!

If you eat too many mexican pancake U will look like mexiwookie

mexican pan 

flat rock (in any canyon) anywhere in california
When I came to UR cuntry had to use mexican bedpan to make coffee,
use mexican pan to cook mexican bacon, sleep in mexican tree shanks mare & mexican taxi
MAN I was on mexican time drinking mexican water with a mexican dream my mexican shorts pull way up.
Now I a rich man!!! I have a broker firewall slut + Stock options.

Mexican Police Squad 

police in Tijuana vistor's welcome squad ( U no city police)
Ask tijuana mexican for Mexican Police Squad, say mucho Tacate , ho ho ho es muy richie gringo, Pull up mexican shorts high steppen large si, si senior we find U Mexican Police Squad.

Sing " I'm in Tijuana jail who will go my bail "

mexican thunder 

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan
en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!