itichie_nocanpo's definitions

politicians casket

vertical casket takes up less space

new vertical politicians casket solves the problem,
Because most politicians are so crooked you can just screw them into the ground when they die.

by itichie_nocanpo October 3, 2006

clam digger

mans large cock with flat type head.....

vacation in long beach washington my girl pick up a BIG clam & said " Look at that clam digger "

( long beach washington is the longest beach in the world )

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

mexican runt

short mexican ( soo short when he stands up from chair U think he is still setting down )

mexican runt sawed off and short about 5 foot 2 on his knees prayed let my dick be size of cabasa now his cock is 12 inches long he is only 4 foot 2. Strange how that works!

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

mexican oil

black shit comes out from ground ( texas gringo tea )

Gringos buy mexican oil U don't need Baghdad oil, Norte americans all be happy,
no fight oil wars with rag heads, bring american boys home. viva Mexican oil & Mexican love !

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

firewall slut

next best thing to stock options ( could be the next new thing )

new firewall slut inspection: nice hynrix , fast debuger, she compiles easy, straight leg, rich synbols table + pair 7 inches pumps. Now boss says, can you pump this firewall slut. I want 1,000 lines of bug free code per day!!!!

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

mexican oil change

low rider with automatic oil change ( just pull handle )

In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...

PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

feed bag

large bra holding (large tits for having a good time.)

got some oats for big horse went next door. Milf answered door. " I need a feed bag for my horse " she riped off her 44 dd strapless bra!

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006