apb

Air Pants Babe ( when girls let a silent stinky fart )

was eating beans & I know it wasnt me. So I said, honey you need an apb !! Oh Yah! she pulled my finger & I ripped of a big fart NOW YOU NEED AN APB!!
( eaten beans is fun at our house...)

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

white flight

flight away from Mexicans or chicanos in all parts of California ( people east of I5 pray that governator will stop all immegrunts )

white flight started in 1950's in LA now we have black flight ( to south east ) white flight still ongoing now from ( Brown attack chicanos ) ( to washington state and along Canada border )in downtown LA yellow skins pushing chicanos west toward beaches. Red man still puff peace pipe outside of big city. ( BC bud gud canadian shit ) All is well in the Holy City of the Angles.

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer

to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

texas boots

what Texas Hill Country folk wear for shoes. good for smashing cockroches..

My old texas boots trap many a cockroches with my pointed toes. In Texas, side of boots used for kicking mexican butts.
spurs used for getting a move on whatever we'r on top of!
In Texas we ride most anything thats warm & moves.....

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

pumpernickle

dark sourdough molasses bread can do pumper for a nickle

I was eatin pumpernickle. Pimp comes over say U like pumpernickle? I got one U can pump for a dollar!

So I took pumpernickle to the wedge @ new port beach had a ball boa bar + frozen banana!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

hagfish

Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )

Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....

by itichie_nocanpo July 05, 2006

mexican lysol

lysol and tabasco with some water used in mexico like pine_sol. U smell it in baha california.

in riverside california mexican lysol is used everywhere. I said to su amiga "California starting to smell like Mexico."

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006