breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer
to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006
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Mexican love

mexican love for california and norte amercanos es mucho grande
We have a saying in mexico about mexican love for California. " poor! poor! Mexico so far away from God and so close to California ".
by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006
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firewall slut

next best thing to stock options ( could be the next new thing )
new firewall slut inspection: nice hynrix , fast debuger, she compiles easy, straight leg, rich synbols table + pair 7 inches pumps. Now boss says, can you pump this firewall slut. I want 1,000 lines of bug free code per day!!!!

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006
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Wimpy Burger

another name for a big fat boy rolly polly
That dude goes to my school he is a Wimpy Burger. So fat he needs to turn sideways to get out the door...
by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006
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whole man

complete man or honcho man (he man)
Moma Song say I need a whole man no more girly mans. whole man walks in & says " Moma song U likee me "? OooH I likee all the mans ( he mans, whole mans, short mans ) no girly mans.
by itichie_nocanpo June 29, 2006
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braceros

spanish for strong arms ( known to americans as mexican pussy bandits )picken frute during ww2 in california !!
braceros started working in 1941 in california, screwing every thing and everyone. Now we have 80 million hispanics! those hardworking broceros are so horny the will even skew the ground. Stinking gringos may have won the war in 1843 however we have lost the battle. White heads of washington DC have lost 1/3 of the USA ( southwest ) to the new latina nation..
by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
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st. elmo's fire

an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..
with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006
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