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Definitions by itichie_nocanpo

mexican time 

from San diego to San Ferando valley ( or Oxnard )
Hombre what was UR mexican time to Oxnard?? Amigo dos extra days from San Ferando Valley to Oxnard. Why so long?

Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!

Mexican Mudslide 

when all mexicans start humping in Tijuana at midnight!
Tijuana urban areas have mucho mud hills. Hombres & mujeres hump at midnight some houses slde down hill.

ho ho ho Mexican mudslide, Mexican mudslide, Mexican mudslide, Say it 3 times Like an american fire drill.....

Mexican Mudbutt

one who scoots his scooter in mexican mud
another no example needed!

Ur a hombre deep in mexican mud U don't need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudbutt.

A mexican mudbutt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.

mexican pancake 

place Anaheim pepper between mujeres buns ( heat both sides)lots of salsa ENJOY!

If you eat too many mexican pancake U will look like mexiwookie

Mexican Police Squad 

police in Tijuana vistor's welcome squad ( U no city police)
Ask tijuana mexican for Mexican Police Squad, say mucho Tacate , ho ho ho es muy richie gringo, Pull up mexican shorts high steppen large si, si senior we find U Mexican Police Squad.

Sing " I'm in Tijuana jail who will go my bail "

mexican pan 

flat rock (in any canyon) anywhere in california
When I came to UR cuntry had to use mexican bedpan to make coffee,
use mexican pan to cook mexican bacon, sleep in mexican tree shanks mare & mexican taxi
MAN I was on mexican time drinking mexican water with a mexican dream my mexican shorts pull way up.
Now I a rich man!!! I have a broker firewall slut + Stock options.

mexican thunder 

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan
en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!