mexican mouthwash

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 08, 2008

gayer than AIDS in a can

Something that is pointless as fuck

This math assignment is gayer than AIDS in a can.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 02, 2008

Emerald

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.

Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

fudgeknuckle me

A censored form of "fuck me"

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!

by it_was_a_friday_night January 02, 2008

ball burn

Getting carpetburn on one's balls.

After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 08, 2008

unfruitcaked

Something that is not in any way fruity or gay

Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song?
Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?

by it_was_a_friday_night April 30, 2008

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008