hog

kind of cute, fat chick. Found working at del taco, that would, if you let her, attack your penis like a wild animal, and ravage it for all it's worth

I met a nice little hog in the del taco drive thru, maybe I'll give her my number.

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

Irvine

Land of endless traffic signals. middle age hags with too too much makeup who give you the finger as they cut out in front of you in traffic in their piece of shit cars. pushy stinky asians that ask if they can cut in front of you in the checkout line at the store or get you to pump their gas for them because they dont know how to work the pumps. high prices in the stores. bad bad restaurants. too many cops, more garbage trucks and hauling trucks tan you have ever seen, hogging the road and locking up traffic, home of the most dangerous freeway in the country, 405. way more mexicans and blacks than any resident will ever admit to. huge packs of loser bike riders wearing ridiculous day glow clown suits trying to take up the entire right lanes of traffic. has a manpurse crisis that is rapidly approaching critical levels, and is being ignored by the residents at their own peril. on the fast track to becomming known as baja santa ana.

man i had to go to irvine today and got stuck in traffic behind a bunch of stinky garbage trucks on the 405. there was an accident on the freeway when an asian in a mercedes ran into some hag in a bmw. when I got off the freeway I almost ran over a bunch of clown people on bikes coming out of the jamba juice parking lot into the right lane. man irvine sucks.

by irvinesucks June 27, 2010

rally

to smoke weed with a group

you guys wanna rally?
let's rally.
hey we're about to rally.

by irvinesucks August 04, 2007

FBT

FBT stands for Funny Bigtime. It is used in place of LOL for adult, dirty or off color jokes.

Any of you potato heads seen thegreatoutdoorsman dot net? It's like, sooooo FBT.

by irvinesucks January 29, 2019

cheeser

A totally hot little chickie that you just want to grab and bang the friggin hell out of.

Dude, check out those cheesers over there!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

beavege

A sweet little product found inside a chicks panties.

Man, Janie has some awesome beavege goin on in there!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

Twelve bucks an hour

Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.

Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!

by irvinesucks January 22, 2009