my life

the saddest fucking thing you'll ever hear :")

story of my life, basically-

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021

Capitalism

a system where everyone wins but you because you're you and- and- c a p i t a l i s m

capitalism is.. something

by inksquiddo October 15, 2021

Gender

broski i don't even know what i am anymore, you shouldn't be askin me

A: Hey what's your gender
Me: what

by inksquiddo October 07, 2021

burnt toast

you're having a stroke.

Bo Burnham once said "If you smell burnt toast, you're probably having a stroke"

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021

economical saucepan

it's a cheap pan.

person: what an economical saucepan
me: ..ok

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021

Knocking

The concept of "Im going to punch your house until you listen to me."

person 1: IM KNOCKING LISTEN TO ME

by inksquiddo September 02, 2021

Screg

when you scream in lower case

person: aaaaaaaaaa
person 2: woe they're screg ing

by inksquiddo September 01, 2021