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Definitions by infamous budgerigar

Getting busy with mr jizzy 

Having sex
What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
I pumped that dirty wee midden in her parents'bed!

Shut yer puss

East coast of Scotland term for "shut up".
Shut yer puss ya dick, or I will knock fuck out of ye.

dirty badger 

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.

Hoormaister 

Scots. Literally means "master of whores". Used to describe someone who associates with loose women.
What were ye doing with that trollop Susie, ya fucking hoormaister ye!

Glasgow Uni accent

A strange mix of American and Edinburgh accents, affected by Glasgow university students who are renowned as being arseholes. Primarily heard in the West of Glasgow.
He's got a Glasgow Uni accent, but the cunt's from Possil, what's that aw aboot?