Definitions by infamous budgerigar

jake 

Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.

Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?

jake by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Hoormaister 

Scots. Literally means "master of whores". Used to describe someone who associates with loose women.

What were ye doing with that trollop Susie, ya fucking hoormaister ye!

Hoormaister by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Shut yer puss

East coast of Scotland term for "shut up".

Shut yer puss ya dick, or I will knock fuck out of ye.

Shut yer puss by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

dirty badger 

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.

How you doin', ya dirty badger!

dirty badger by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Getting busy with mr jizzy 

Having sex

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?

Getting busy with mr jizzy by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Glasgow Uni accent

A strange mix of American and Edinburgh accents, affected by Glasgow university students who are renowned as being arseholes. Primarily heard in the West of Glasgow.

He's got a Glasgow Uni accent, but the cunt's from Possil, what's that aw aboot?

Glasgow Uni accent by infamous budgerigar June 30, 2016