Headache

The 2nd worst flaw of the human body, aside from the most sensitive nerves being in your balls

I have a headache ow ow ow ow kill me ow ow ow

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 01, 2024

Scalpers

Demons from hell

"he lo me scalpers (-s) an me evel me gonna stel and resell this for more hehehehe >:)"
"nooooooooooooo"

by iminhellplshelpahhh March 06, 2025

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

gearbox software

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gearbox software grease

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 03, 2024

OwO

a shorter way of saying "oh woah"

"JOHN LOOK!!"
"OwO"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024

you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 08, 2024

Orange Juice

The most delicious beverage ever invented

Don't drink orange juice after brushing your teeth

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 11, 2024