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When your date has an orgasm way before a planned evening just from passionate necking, thereby leaving you in a lurch for the big event.
Honey sugar, I spent the New Year’s Eve by myself after my date for the evening got neko case and left for a social engagement.
by ilacevoli January 1, 2019
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Sugar that desperegina is so plasticsuperfruity that while sports barbie uses a plastic bandaid on a plastic bruise, she uses a plastic welding gun.
by ilacevoli December 9, 2018
Get the Plasticsuperfruity mug.Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.
by ilacevoli December 9, 2018
Get the Selusionex mug.A gay fear of being crowned Queen only to lose your Princess parking and seating at a window booth in restaurants.
Honey sugar as I pulled into Marie Callender’s at Thanksgiving, a chill of Queenophobia ran up and down my spine looking for a parking spot hoping they don’t seat me next to the restroom.
by ilacevoli November 24, 2018
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