Definitions by ikielo1

Dellemma 

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"

E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!

Dellemma by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Ragamuffin 

A cloth, towel or large group of tissues, used for the soakage of semen as a result of chronic masterbation

Dude johnny's room is stinking with that ragamuffin on the ground

Ragamuffin by iKielo1 January 29, 2009

Puddin' 

A term used to describe incredibly fast rough sex had with a slut.

D: So how far did you get last night?

S: I gave her d fookin puddin' brah

Puddin' by iKielo1 January 29, 2009

preslide 

While playing PES and you are defending, if the attacking player is doing alot of moving randomly slide with your defender... in hope that the attacker stumbles into your path.

This is the preslide

I had skinned all his team, until the jerk got me with the last man preslide

preslide by iKielo1 January 28, 2009

Haribo

Delicious gummy bears, sweets or any type of jelly.

Kids and grown ups alike are fond of these sweets... and most cannot resist eating packets once opened.

Eric: Hey got any haribo's?

Ste: Yeah here, work away...

Eric: I FRICKIN love haribo's!!!!

Haribo by iKielo1 January 24, 2009

Blackjack Rating 

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

Blackjack Rating by iKielo1 December 26, 2008