Hamster

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

Hatred

The root of all power.

My dedication comes from hatred.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 16, 2009

Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

girls

Girls are an intricate race of polar opposites of guys. I'm not saying all girls are bad but I would say a HIGH majority of girls are just bitching attention whores. One day you're cool with them and the next they decide to randomly flip out over little piece of shit things and then proceeds to act like some brainless 2 year old.

Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.

All the quiet, nice girls are overshadowed by their bitching attention hogging peers. Too bad. The world sucks but what can we do about it?

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

attention whore

An irritable little bitch that decides to randomly flip out over little things. They would say almost anything to get attention including random shit that haven't even crossed their non-existent hallow head before, including random capitalized letter like "NWEKLRHWL:ERJWERWER" with the "ZOMGS" and the oh-so-cunning spellings of "WONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

Note: It is impossible to shut them up.

I thought I had a good friend, turned out she was just a pmsing attention whore.

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

Love

When people do stupid things in a desperate, pathetic attempt to impress someone.

Jane: Omg Jon, I can't believe you stole the answers to that test and gave it to me! I feel so degraded now!

John: I did it outta love :(

by ihatelifemorethanyou November 10, 2009