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Father of study, aka Xue-ba. An enlightened being who understands the true meaning behind self care is no self care and no self care is self care. You don't understand? Guess you're not a Jing Yang. Very open-minded and receptive.
Girl: "I have a strict morning and night time routine, I wash my face with a mild cleanser for my combination skin type and then apply Vitamin ABCDEK serums! Why is my skin still so shitty while Jing Yang applies NOTHING and has FLAWLESS SKIN. Share your secret, spill the beans."
Jingyang: "All I can say is, my selfcare routine is no selfcare routine."
Girl: "I am so confused."
Friend: "He eats super clean, sleeps early and exercises."
Jingyang: "Thank you. It's just like when you look into the mirror and see that your skin is dirty, you clean your skin, not wipe the mirror, right?"
Girl: "Oh...once a Xue-ba, forever a Xue-ba..."
Jingyang: "All I can say is, my selfcare routine is no selfcare routine."
Girl: "I am so confused."
Friend: "He eats super clean, sleeps early and exercises."
Jingyang: "Thank you. It's just like when you look into the mirror and see that your skin is dirty, you clean your skin, not wipe the mirror, right?"
Girl: "Oh...once a Xue-ba, forever a Xue-ba..."
by icemochi August 27, 2021
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A very kind girl. One of the most understanding people you will meet in your life. Secretly mugs very hard and has soaring high IQ. However they are very humble and prefers very much to be lowkey, hence only those with the sharpest eyes can see through her! She is very picky of her friends though, only those with a kind heart, a good character and a nice personality gets to be her friend, if you're her friend, be HONOURED. A gem that you have to treasure with all your heart. Shy and cute.
Girl: "Who should I be friends with?"
Wise girl: "Weishan for sure. You will not want to miss a gem like her!"
Wise girl: "Weishan for sure. You will not want to miss a gem like her!"
by icemochi August 29, 2021
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BEST DOCTOR FOR MUSCUSKELETAL DISORDERS AND PAIN. LIFE SAVING AND TRULY A NATIONAL TREASURE. Very very kind hearted, has the best interests for his patients. LOVED by his patients for his 100% willingness in listening to their concerns and his 100% effort put into treating them. Extremely highly skilled. May not be the most smiley doctor, but definitely the doctor who puts his 120% in curing you...sensitive and able to read people. Do not lie to him, he knows EVERYTHING from your physical to your mental and to your character etc, do not attempt to lie to him as he can see straight to you, any attempt in lying will be futile.
Patient: "I have pain here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here."
Patient 2: "Your condition is so serious, you need a Xue Yi."
Patient 2: "Your condition is so serious, you need a Xue Yi."
by icemochi August 27, 2021
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the only doctor that patients LOVE to be scolded by. The more ya wen scolds her patients, the more her patients love her. Only Ya Wen has this authority and unique charm to make her patients fall in love with her. She loves Chocolate croissants, hates room temperature bubbletea, and is against steamboats. Ultra caring. Never afraid to speak her mind. Be careful though, her smile is extremely contagious. Once you see her smile, you will be addicted to it, there is no turning back. Everyone secretly wants to give Ya Wen a hug. But she is clueless about it, she is so innocent and pure like a white angel, but an angel that scolds and gives unlimited love to everyone around her. Super kind-hearted, her heart is GOLDEN IN COLOUR.
Person: "Will MRI harm my body? Can I do MRI?"
Doctor: "No, MRI is harmless. You are fine to do a MRI unless you're a Ya Wen. Ya Wens have gold hearts, which is a metal and hence unable to do MRIs."
Person: "Oh remove my heart then."
Doctor: "... you will die without a heart."
Doctor: "No, MRI is harmless. You are fine to do a MRI unless you're a Ya Wen. Ya Wens have gold hearts, which is a metal and hence unable to do MRIs."
Person: "Oh remove my heart then."
Doctor: "... you will die without a heart."
by icemochi August 27, 2021
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A person who is sensitive and meticulous, super kind-hearted and independent. Loved and highly raved by patients. The Miss Popular Queen. Hundreds of people line up just to see her, even to the extent of waking up at 5am just to get the chance to see her for a few minutes. A girl who is beautiful inside out. However, never get her to speak at your event because her voice is so soothing and comforting that everyone will be so mesmerized, they will fall asleep and dream of light airy waffles. Gifted with healing abilities and a super caring heart filled with love and compassion. If you're born a Yi Ting, be mentally prepared for many people will sing praises about you and you will have a large fan base.
Girl: "Who is the very kind, skilled, sensitive, meticulous, loving, reliable, beautiful, goddess-like woman in the clinic!"
Patient: "That must be Yi Ting. We woke up at 5am to see her."
Patient2: "Yea, sounds like her. She always appears in my dreams."
Patient: "That must be Yi Ting. We woke up at 5am to see her."
Patient2: "Yea, sounds like her. She always appears in my dreams."
by icemochi August 27, 2021
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