ian the d's definitions
by ian the d February 24, 2004
Get the throw the cardmug. hugh: hey guy did u mess around with amy last night?
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt
by ian the d February 25, 2004
Get the stuffed shirtmug. similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.
by ian the d March 17, 2004
Get the planktoningmug. A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.
by ian the d March 25, 2004
Get the keep austin weirdmug. even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.
by ian the d April 14, 2004
Get the black ballsmug. the best dj in texas. chops and screws songs for swisha house. right hand man of mike jones, magno, chamillionaire, slim thug, 50-50, etc.
by ian the d June 11, 2006
Get the michael wattsmug. by ian the d February 6, 2004
Get the pony upmug.