keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

by ian the d March 26, 2004

fishing

the act of an upperclassman going for a freshman

i got a lot of shit about going fishing back in sophomore year

by ian the d March 18, 2004

black balls

even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.

i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley

by ian the d April 14, 2004

stuffed shirt

the product from when a girl fills her bra with toilet paper to make her breasteses look bigger

hugh: hey guy did u mess around with amy last night?
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt

by ian the d February 26, 2004

throw the card

memorial high term for when somebody claims discrimination due to race, religion, etc.

hugh made fun of katy, so katy threw down the jew card

by ian the d February 25, 2004

mike jones

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

by ian the d May 17, 2004

shut uh

another way to say shut up, used by memorial high schoolers

john: wow jane your tits are tiny!
jane: shut uh

by ian the d February 06, 2004