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throw the card

memorial high term for when somebody claims discrimination due to race, religion, etc.
hugh made fun of katy, so katy threw down the jew card
by ian the d February 24, 2004
mugGet the throw the cardmug.

stuffed shirt

the product from when a girl fills her bra with toilet paper to make her breasteses look bigger
hugh: hey guy did u mess around with amy last night?
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt
by ian the d February 25, 2004
mugGet the stuffed shirtmug.

planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.
claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister
by ian the d March 17, 2004
mugGet the planktoningmug.

keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.
"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"
by ian the d March 25, 2004
mugGet the keep austin weirdmug.

black balls

even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.
i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley
by ian the d April 14, 2004
mugGet the black ballsmug.

michael watts

the best dj in texas. chops and screws songs for swisha house. right hand man of mike jones, magno, chamillionaire, slim thug, 50-50, etc.
by ian the d June 11, 2006
mugGet the michael wattsmug.

pony up

to pay up after losing in poker or other card games
my full house beat your pair, pony up biatch
by ian the d February 6, 2004
mugGet the pony upmug.

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