black balls

even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.

i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley

by ian the d April 14, 2004

stuffed shirt

the product from when a girl fills her bra with toilet paper to make her breasteses look bigger

hugh: hey guy did u mess around with amy last night?
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt

by ian the d February 25, 2004

planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

by ian the d March 17, 2004

keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

by ian the d March 25, 2004

throw the card

memorial high term for when somebody claims discrimination due to race, religion, etc.

hugh made fun of katy, so katy threw down the jew card

by ian the d February 24, 2004

shut uh

another way to say shut up, used by memorial high schoolers

john: wow jane your tits are tiny!
jane: shut uh

by ian the d February 06, 2004

pony up

to pay up after losing in poker or other card games

my full house beat your pair, pony up biatch

by ian the d February 06, 2004