Definitions by ian the d

michael watts 

the best dj in texas. chops and screws songs for swisha house. right hand man of mike jones, magno, chamillionaire, slim thug, 50-50, etc.

mike watts is the shit

michael watts by ian the d June 11, 2006

mike jones 

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

mike jones by ian the d May 16, 2004

black balls

even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.

i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley

black balls by ian the d April 14, 2004

keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

keep austin weird by ian the d March 25, 2004

fishing

the act of an upperclassman going for a freshman

i got a lot of shit about going fishing back in sophomore year

fishing by ian the d March 17, 2004

planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

planktoning by ian the d March 17, 2004

stuffed shirt 

the product from when a girl fills her bra with toilet paper to make her breasteses look bigger

hugh: hey guy did u mess around with amy last night?
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt

stuffed shirt by ian the d February 25, 2004