michael watts

the best dj in texas. chops and screws songs for swisha house. right hand man of mike jones, magno, chamillionaire, slim thug, 50-50, etc.
by ian the d June 11, 2006
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shut uh

another way to say shut up, used by memorial high schoolers
john: wow jane your tits are tiny!
jane: shut uh
by ian the d February 06, 2004
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pony up

to pay up after losing in poker or other card games
my full house beat your pair, pony up biatch
by ian the d February 06, 2004
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stuffed shirt

the product from when a girl fills her bra with toilet paper to make her breasteses look bigger
hugh: hey guy did u mess around with amy last night?
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt
by ian the d February 25, 2004
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planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.
claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister
by ian the d March 17, 2004
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keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.
"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"
by ian the d March 25, 2004
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mike jones

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.
hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones
by ian the d May 16, 2004
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