Definitions by ian chode

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

rear admiral by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

pelvis pulveriser 

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

pelvis pulveriser by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

chi chi man 

Incidentally, and possibly connected, Chi is Burmese for shit.

Ne ma sappa go chi (You lick your mother's c*** and it tastes of shit.)

chi chi man by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

tight end 

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

tight end by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

ball handler by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

global hypercolour 

T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.

Marc's T-shirt was made of global hypercolour. Then he went to prison.

global hypercolour by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

choccy jockey 

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

choccy jockey by Ian Chode March 16, 2004