Definitions by ian chode

Shitter hitter 

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

Shitter hitter by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

nobsac 

Long form of sac. Basically, it's a ballbag, or a scrotum if you prefer.

Kiss my hairy nobsac.

nobsac by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

hot yoghurt thrower by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Dance the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville 

Verb: to Dances the Chocolate Cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard is a very convoluted way of saying that someone is having anal sex. (Bourneville is a UK place near Birmingham where the Cadbury's chocolate factory is based.)

Is he musical? You should see the way he dances the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard!

Dance the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

jolly 

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

jolly by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

pimpster 

Long form of pimp, a person who brokers prostitutes.

You are a pimp.

pimpster by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

malakka 

Greek word meaning wanker or friend. Not quite sure what it means if all your friends are wankers, best not to ask!

Malakka!

malakka by Ian Chode April 2, 2003