rubber

In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

call it

To call it a day, to end the current task.

Right, I'm going to call it, that's enough for me.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2004

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chegwinned

To be drunk. After UK TV "celebrity" Keith Chegwin.

I wasn't just a bit drunk, I was completely Chegwinned.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

snotty

To be arsey with someone.

When I said he was gay he got all snotty with me.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003