ian chode's definitions

gunty wrench

English version of wedgie.

Simon and Lei grabbed Andy's pants and gave him a good gunty wrench!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

bell sack

The scrotum or ball bag.

Squeeze my bell sack until it goes DING!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Swaddie

A person from Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England.

He was a right Swaddie.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

jaxi

Arse. This is a less common spelling, jacksy is more common.

I kicked him up the jaxi.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

shithole shandy

Beverage served to those engaged in felching, an intoxicating and heady mix of faeces and gentlemens jelly.

Michael drank a shithole shandy straight from Dale's botty - Graham stayed standing!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003