ian chode's definitions

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

by Ian Chode September 5, 2003

jelly belly

A fat person.

She is a right jelly belly.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

snotty

To be arsey with someone.

When I said he was gay he got all snotty with me.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003

Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003