Definitions by ian chode

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

chomp by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

poop chute princess 

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

poop chute princess by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

tradesman's entrance 

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

tradesman's entrance by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

take the skin boat to tuna town 

To have vaginal sex.

take the skin boat to tuna town by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

beak by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

hemorrhoid hitman 

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

hemorrhoid hitman by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Swaddie

A person from Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England.

He was a right Swaddie.

Swaddie by Ian Chode April 4, 2003