rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

chavda

Long form of chav.

He's a fackin' chavda!

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

worm worshipper

A fudge fumbler; a trouser traitor of the type that are still actively sought out and murdered in some countries, in a terrible violation of human rights.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

dung demon

A shirtlifter.

I thought he was a dung demon, but it turns out he was just camp.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003