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Man that chick has some bigass strobes. I wanna run it in between 'em.
Hey ho, show me dem strobes!
Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.
Hey ho, show me dem strobes!
Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.
by Ian June 16, 2003
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by Ian July 4, 2003
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This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.
The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.
This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.
The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.
"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"
"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."
"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."
"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."
"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."
by Ian December 3, 2005
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...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).
Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).
Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).
By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).
Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).
Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).
By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???
by Ian November 25, 2004
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Get the stuck-up-rich-sheltered-boy mug.Only the Hottest Man on the face of the Planet. Till Lindemann is a very talented Singer of the German Industrial Band, Rammstein. No, "Du Hast" does NOT mean "You Hate", it means "You have". And no, the song is NOT about baking a cake. He is a Beautiful, and Talented man, who any woman would be lucky to get raped by. He is NOT a Nazi, and he does NOT worship satan, and he is NOT a Wife Beater, as the German tabloids claim he is.
by Ian January 11, 2004
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