open house

1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.

2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time

3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities

4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing

5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale

"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"

by ian November 27, 2005

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 02, 2004

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 07, 2003

stunt

1.Acrobatic or danderous 2. Anything spectacular done to gain publicity

I`ll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV`s pop up in a Maybach Benz

by IAN December 20, 2003

nintendocore

Basically, hardcore/metalcore music with synths/keyboards, typically lighthearted.

Horse The Band = teh sex0rz

by Ian March 07, 2005

work it

To put something into action or to give it the "old college try"

A: "Dude, check out the blonde over there slamming Jag."

B: "Work it."

C: "What do you think of the 9 in the side pocket?"

B: "Work it."

by Ian January 22, 2004

decoy

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.

She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.

by Ian January 30, 2005