ian's definitions

wayne gretzky

When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.

Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!

by ian April 25, 2004

jag

Short for Jagermeister, the licorice tasting booze.

Girls slamming jag are looking to get stuffed.

by Ian January 22, 2004

slide

To punch someone in the face.

Keep talking and i'm gonna slide your ass.

by Ian April 21, 2004

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.

a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)

by Ian December 1, 2004

And then i found 20 dollars

Something Dino would say

Dino: so this one time, me and my friend russel, you know my friend russel right?

by Ian October 12, 2004

ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep

I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS

by Ian April 2, 2005

donkey knob

a slang term refering to a male who has a large penis.

...look at `donkey knob` over there...he`s popular with all the ladies.

by Ian July 30, 2003