ian's definitions

pokey

guyanese for vagina

i gon fuck dat fat pokey

by Ian June 23, 2004

ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep

I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS

by Ian April 2, 2005

dudette

female form of dude. originated by people who thought that girls should have a version of dude. its been kind of lame to say dudette lately but was cool when you were like 10

instead of hey dude! to a guy, its hey dudette! to a girl. no one actually says that though

by ian August 30, 2004

Scantling

a/the Ghetto river rat

William -

King of the ghetto river rats

by Ian August 2, 2004

Frunk

A trunk on the front end of a mid- or rear-engined car.

I like Beetles and MR2s, because frunks are cool!

by Ian August 23, 2005

Shoestring special

A tiny g sring

Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?

by Ian July 18, 2003

Coultergeist

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.

The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.

by Ian December 7, 2004