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dogs eggs

In olden days, when lucky dogs use to be fed on dead animal bones, their craps use to be white in colour. In some cases, they were semi-round and hence the name.
Oh crap, I've just stood on some dogs eggs.
by Ian November 24, 2004
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Nose Bong

term I first herd used by Matt Hoffman a Nose Bone is a term BMS's use when banging the front wheel of their bike into whatever surface they were heading for with not so great results i.e broken/bent wheel or body parts faceing the wrong direction
Whoa!! Dude totaly took a nose bong on that one..

yeah I was on my way down when BAM nose bonged straight into the rail GODAMIT #*@"!!#@"?*#?
by ian November 30, 2004
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clack

A slap with one's dick
by Ian February 2, 2004
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wayne gretzky

When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.
Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!
by ian April 25, 2004
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splishy splashy

1. As a question; to ask if would be desireable to consume or purchase wine.
2. A descriptive term for wine.
1.
Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!

2.
Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy
by ian March 17, 2005
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Wahtillian the Tourtise

Wahtillian is a sexy beast
by Ian May 21, 2003
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drylab

To make up scientific data, especially in a science (chem, etc...) class lab.
"Dry-labbing will not be tolerated in this course!"
by ian June 12, 2004
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