smokey

trucker/redneck slang for
"police officer"

usally heard on the CB radio channels
"breaker 1-9, you've got smokey in your tail"
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 21, 2003
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two-way

also:

a radio communications device that allows for transmit-and-recieve operations, the incorrect version of a Family Radio Service radio.
Mommy, there are scary men on the two-way.
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 26, 2003
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Emergency Frequencies

Here are some common emergency frequencies:

(in MHz)


000.5000 International Distress (CW)
002.1820 International Distress
002.6700 Calling to US Coast Guard
004.1250 Calling/Distress
006.2155 Calling/Distress
008.2570 Calling/Distress
012.3820 Calling/Distress
016.5220 Calling/Distress
027.0650 CB channel 9, emergency
034.9000 Military Low Band Calling
121.5000 International Distress
156.8000 International Distress
243.0000 International Distress
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 21, 2003
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CB Radio

Citizen's Band radio service:

radio frequency range, worldwide service:
26.965 to 27.405 MHz

still used all across the USA by truckers for the avoidance of police officers cops and in the rest of the world by terrorists and FARC

Channel 9- international emergency channel

Channel 19-international calling/trucker channel
"Breaker Breaker one-niner, this is Wohn Jayne, we got smokey on your tail and a beaver in a flop top at your 1 o'clock"
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003
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LAPD

The most unorganized police angency in the history of mankind, known for racial profiling, being in every single cop movie, in every police case where people are run over by tanks.

The LAPD also has a UHF communications network that rivals that of most european countries.

so please, if your gonna smoke weed, do it in LA, you'll never get cought
"Wow, the LAPD are idiots"
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003
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T-3 line

high speed connection to the internet

44.736 mbps
I wish i could have a T3 line.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003
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EPIRB

Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon

The EPRIB (or "e-piryb") is pretty much an uber-ELT that transmits a radio signal on a frequency somewhere around 406 MHz. This signal contains information regarding the location of the signal (usally a downed aircraft or ship in distress). Satellites (known as SARSAT pick up this radio signal (as well as ELT signals) and relay this information to centers like the AFRCC. Search and Rescue is then dispatched to search and rescue agencies such as The Civil Air Patrol and Coast Guard.
Because the captian of the sinking fishing boat had bought an EPIRB for his boat, the Coast Guard was able to find and rescue him quickly.
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004
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