Definitions by iMonkeyBIZ

Optimized weekday after-work game plan 

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

Optimized weekday after-work game plan by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Whatever You Want 

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.

Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.

Whatever You Want by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Positive Male Role Model 

A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.

Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.

Positive Male Role Model by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Cuck City 

A boring room full of submissive beta males who don't know how to take control of their social environment. A low tier sausage fest.

Person 1 - let's get out of here man, it's Cuck City.
Person 2 - Ya let's hit the strip club. It's a sausage fest in this bar.

Cuck City by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Authoritarian Regime 

A ruling party within a country that enforces strict obedience and allegiance to authority at the expense of personal freedom (as seen in Iran, Syria, North Korea, Russia, China, and sometimes, America).

Person 1 - Hey what are the most up and coming authoritarian regimes?
Person 2 - The Trump administration is rising the ranks quickly. Let's see if they can compete with North Korea and Syria.

Authoritarian Regime by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020