preslide

While playing PES and you are defending, if the attacking player is doing alot of moving randomly slide with your defender... in hope that the attacker stumbles into your path.

This is the preslide
I had skinned all his team, until the jerk got me with the last man preslide
by iKielo1 January 28, 2009
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Dellemma

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"
E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!
by iKielo1 January 30, 2009
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Viscous

(Visc-wuss) It is a different pronunciation of the word vicious, when something is particularly vicious you say (visc-wuss) to emphasize it
We lost the final in the 93rd when he took a viscous strike on his left foot and scored
by iKielo1 February 03, 2009
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Turkaphile

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.
E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen
by iKielo1 February 03, 2009
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Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.

I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY
by iKielo1 January 30, 2009
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Ragamuffin

A cloth, towel or large group of tissues, used for the soakage of semen as a result of chronic masterbation
Dude johnny's room is stinking with that ragamuffin on the ground
by iKielo1 January 29, 2009
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