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7 news

The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election

John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off

by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

It is a Gen Alpha sacrifice. Many say it just because their legends Lankybox say it, but they do not know that it instantly summons the devil. Once it is said, they are possessed, making them say it more.

Kid: "skibidi toilet"
Villageman: "CALL THE PRIEST! GET THE HOLY WATER! WE HAVE A POSSESSION!"

by iDontTrustYou September 8, 2024

7 news

The Australian equivalent of FOX Network

Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss

by iDontTrustYou April 16, 2024

Geelong

A garbage dump of a city that is notorious for its underage vaping scene

Geelong is essentially the Chatham of Australia

by iDontTrustYou February 8, 2024