by iDontTrustYou December 07, 2023
The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election
John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off
Sienna: Where did you hear that?
John: 7 News
Sienna: piss off
by iDontTrustYou November 20, 2023
Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
by iDontTrustYou April 17, 2024
It is a Gen Alpha sacrifice. Many say it just because their legends Lankybox say it, but they do not know that it instantly summons the devil. Once it is said, they are possessed, making them say it more.
by iDontTrustYou September 08, 2024
Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.
Also see shitfuckery
Also see shitfuckery
I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.
by iDontTrustYou October 01, 2024
by iDontTrustYou February 29, 2024
A narcissistic petition website that claims to "empower minority voices" but on the same day it deleted my account AND my petitions because I am under 16
Employee: "You have been banned from change.org"
Joe: "WHY?!?"
Employee: "15-year-olds like you do not deserve to be heard"
Joe: *holds revolver to head* "Say what now?"
Joe: "WHY?!?"
Employee: "15-year-olds like you do not deserve to be heard"
Joe: *holds revolver to head* "Say what now?"
by iDontTrustYou September 13, 2024