Definitions by iDontTrustYou

Geelong High School 

ghetto

geelong high school makes a juvenile detention look luxury

Geelong High School by iDontTrustYou September 8, 2024

Tash Peterson 

when you have the shit idea to dress up in ugly ass lingered at a Melbourne tram stop in the middle of summer and you somehow think that is vegan

P1: "I am going to Tash Peterson."
P2: "Don't. Its a shit idea."

Tash Peterson by iDontTrustYou August 25, 2024

Hell 

see Geelong

M1 connects Melbourne and Hell

Hell by iDontTrustYou August 24, 2024

The Heads Up Alliance 

fcking crackheads who want to ban social media and smartphones for kids in Australia or some sht. Their political views are downright unrealistic and those twts even compare social media to child labour. No one with a grown brain agrees with them.

Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"

The Heads Up Alliance by iDontTrustYou August 1, 2024

Israel 

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own

My sister Israeled my charger

Israel by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024

Anthony Albanese 

When your country is burning and falling apart, the media is fully controlled by Rupert Murdoch and your rights get quashed because you made a little voting mistake 2 years ago...

Goddamnit, my country just pulled an Anthony Albanese

Anthony Albanese by iDontTrustYou May 21, 2024

7 news 

The Australian equivalent of FOX Network

Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss

7 news by iDontTrustYou April 16, 2024