Australias #1 sigma
by iDontTrustYou September 12, 2024
A 'modern' shopping centre in Geelong, 1 hr south of Melbourne. It may seem like a modern shopping centre, but in reality its just filled with vape-toting eshays who have nothing better to do in their spare time but hang out there for no good reason. I actually have to make a whole ahh pilgrimage to Highpoint in Melbourne just for a mediocre shopping experience.
Person 1: 'Wanna go to Westfield Geelong?'
Person 2: 'Eww no, i aint inhaling expired vapes today'
Person 1: 'K. Lets just go to Highpoint.'
Person 2: 'yass'
Person 2: 'Eww no, i aint inhaling expired vapes today'
Person 1: 'K. Lets just go to Highpoint.'
Person 2: 'yass'
by iDontTrustYou March 08, 2024
After going on Urban Dictionary, I'm gonna have to think twice before I tell people I rawdogged my Vietnam Airlines flight.
by iDontTrustYou June 25, 2025
A narcissistic petition website that claims to "empower minority voices" but on the same day it deleted my account AND my petitions because I am under 16
Employee: "You have been banned from change.org"
Joe: "WHY?!?"
Employee: "15-year-olds like you do not deserve to be heard"
Joe: *holds revolver to head* "Say what now?"
Joe: "WHY?!?"
Employee: "15-year-olds like you do not deserve to be heard"
Joe: *holds revolver to head* "Say what now?"
by iDontTrustYou September 13, 2024
by iDontTrustYou February 14, 2024
It is a Gen Alpha sacrifice. Many say it just because their legends Lankybox say it, but they do not know that it instantly summons the devil. Once it is said, they are possessed, making them say it more.
by iDontTrustYou September 08, 2024
Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.
Also see shitfuckery
Also see shitfuckery
I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.
by iDontTrustYou October 01, 2024