iDontTrustYou's definitions

Hell

see Geelong

M1 connects Melbourne and Hell

by iDontTrustYou August 24, 2024

change.org

A narcissistic petition website that claims to "empower minority voices" but on the same day it deleted my account AND my petitions because I am under 16

Employee: "You have been banned from change.org"
Joe: "WHY?!?"
Employee: "15-year-olds like you do not deserve to be heard"
Joe: *holds revolver to head* "Say what now?"

by iDontTrustYou September 12, 2024

fair and balanced

An oxymoron for Fox News

Fox news is 'fair and balanced'

by iDontTrustYou November 19, 2023

Jetstarred

When you miss your connecting flight because the funny man decides to move your airlines Sydney operations to Avalon and the eshays decide to bash anyone who comes into their 'G-Town'

I got jetstarred 5 times this week, its ridicolous

by iDontTrustYou April 8, 2024

Block 13

if south park was actually funny

South Park is just an unfunny political propaganda machine, AND its made by a big American mega millionaire.
Block 13, however, is actually full of substance AND its made by an independent Kuwaiti producer .
What one do you like better?
If you chose South Park, get out and never return.

by iDontTrustYou September 21, 2024

67

A) The country code of Temor-Leste
B) The pacifier of high school kids

That one Darwinese teacher:
"I just got a call from what I think is Aero Dili confirming my reservation. The number is +67... Oh shit"

by iDontTrustYou November 15, 2025

Don't dog the boys

Am absolutely meaningless word salad used by victims of manipulation when someone breaks free from the cult and starts to call their horrendous actions out

I told my homegirl about her boyfriend's horrendous actions. She believed me but when tried to confront him, everyone just told me "don't dog the boys". Don't ask me what the fuck that's supposed to mean but, while we're here, let's make it clear that group wanking in the Hungry Jack's bathroom does not count as employment!!!

by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025