Definitions by iBetty

Post-Proofread 

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.

That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.

Post-Proofread by iBetty December 26, 2011

treegret

Coming home with the tree you sawed down and realizing it looked better in the forest. Treegrets may include but are not limited to discovering unsightly holes in tree boughs, buying one of them Balsams, finding that your tree is too big for its designated location, learning your tree was once or still is a home for wildlife.

Our family had an immediate sense of treegret when we stood the Balsam up and all of its needles fell off. While scooping up the pile of needles, Maw found a bird’s nest.

treegret by iBetty December 5, 2011

pieceofshito'clock 

The time that you wake up after a night of staying out too late drinking.

"Hey man, I heard you were late for work today."

"Yeah, I didn’t wake up until pieceofshito'clock."

pieceofshito'clock by iBetty December 5, 2011

fourish

pron. foorish

verb

the act of drunken eating upon returning home safely from a bar late at night or early in the morning

P.D. felt hungry when the taxi dropped him off so he decided to fourish himself with two frozen southwest eggrolls, his roommate’s leftover tater tot hot-dish, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli.

fourish by iBetty July 2, 2011

Boettchers 

The crusty, discolored tip of an elbow. Also may be known as "Elephant Elbows".

Oh no! My boettchers just snagged my sweater!

Boettchers by iBetty June 20, 2011