Definitions by i love tarquin

s'aftie

Generally Hampshire, but also Dorset and Wiltshire, way of saying 'this afternoon'. Can also be said 's'arftie', depending on speaker's preference.

"Going to town s'aftie?"

s'aftie by I Love Tarquin February 23, 2008

woodcock 

1. A person who makes racket at the slightest provocation, is easily excitable and pulls a variety of silly faces for little reason.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.

"That Annie is such a woodcock, especially if Neighbours is on."

"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."

woodcock by I Love Tarquin February 9, 2008

mwike 

1. The drunken stealer of a duck.
2. To steal a duck whilst drunk.
3. To talk in a quacking voice about stealing a duck whilst in a drunken state.

"I saw him last night - that Mwike."
"I just mwiked."
"mwike mwike mwike..."

mwike by I Love Tarquin February 9, 2008

tarquin 

A person who appears on a bluetooth search, but you will be unable to locate or find ever again. No matter how many people there are in the room/train/church/etc.

I tried searching for 'Foxxxy' on bluetooth again. I'm beginning to think this is a tarquin.

tarquin by i love tarquin December 4, 2007

bhangramuffin

A bhangramuffin is a person of Indian or Pakistani origin who speaks in an Estuary accent, wears sportswear or clothing that went out of fashion in the 90s and often has a taste for Asian girls, known as the 'rasmaloi', but is rarely rewarded for his efforts. First found in Goodness Gracious Me in the Bhangramuffin sketch.

"Why you going after them rasmaloi, man?"
"Because I'm absolute besty. I'm a bhangramuffin!"
"INNIT!"

bhangramuffin by I Love Tarquin November 15, 2007

Priestlands

A school in Pennington, Hampshire, characterised for it's stunningly gifted students. Murderers, rapists, drunks, stoners, dealers, mafia, abused kids, expectant mothers. The only reason they get such good results is that they kick all the failing kids out a month before the exams. And they say that southern kids are soft...

"My child is looking forward to going to Priestlands. I need to get them some more things for the big day."
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"

Priestlands by I Love Tarquin November 14, 2007

gridder 

Derived from 'cattle grid', a gridder is a person who lives on the more rural side of a road with a cattle grid. Someone who has one on their road and in front of their house is known as a 'double gridder'. It can also be applied to those who have to go over cattle grids in order to reach work. (Originated Hythe, Hampshire)

"Where do you live?"
"Sway Road."
"Oh you're such a gridder."

gridder by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007