i hate zalman rodkin's definitions

bitchsack

Someone who is particularly bitchy and is a ballsack; someone who is so annoying that they make it possible to create a mixture of a male and female description to describe them.

David: "Kyle tried to molest my sister."
Sam: "That bitchsack!"

by i hate zalman rodkin June 30, 2016

Atzmus

A word with no definition, commonly and unjustly referred to G-d's absolute essence in Jewish, and more commonly Hassidic, Mysticism.

"Atzmus is-"

(SLAP)

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Squilf

SQUIRREL I'D LIKE TO FUCK. No need for explanation, I know you can all relate.

"Damn, do you see that bushy tail on that plump-ass squirrel? What a squilf!"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018

Naked lady

The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.

(Naked lady can't very well be used in a sentence, you bitchcock)

by i hate zalman rodkin February 9, 2017

Zalman Rodkin

A person who pretends to be amazing and nice and kind and sweet and great, but is really Satan.

Zalman Rodkin is a little bitch.

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Hillary Rodham Clinton

A human being who everyone finds hot, but no one will admit it. An absolute gilf.

ME - There is nothing hotter than banging someone and watching enormous layers of dust exit their uterus.
WEIRD FRIEND - "When has that every happened to you? Oh wait, must've been Hillary Rodham Clinton. What a psycho."
ME - "I call her Rod"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018

Feminist

A worthless piece of hippocrit shit who decides that all men believe that all women are worthless pieces of shit, and therefore treat men like worthless pieces of shit, thus making them worthless pieces of hippocrit shit.

"Fucking feminists"

by i hate zalman rodkin February 9, 2017