i hate sjws's definitions

Cunt

An everyday insult/friendly call to someone everywhere that is not Canada or America (unless if you're in Quebec). Most appropriate in Britain as an insult while most appropriate in Australia (sometimes also in New Zealand) as a friendly call. In Australia, due to the use of such word, the word "mate" now is an insult

Sick Cunt 1: Waddup cunt?
Sick Cunt 2: I'm all fine mate

British Bloke: Ay cunt, how ya doing?
North American Feminist: I'm calling the police
British Bloke: Ya fucking racist mate

British lad 1: Fite me faggot
British lad 2: Piss off cunt

by i hate sjws August 17, 2018

E.T.

An alien character in the Filthy Frank Show. He claimed that humans kept him away from going back on Earth. Sometimes, he jacks off to the Avatar movie, which he leaves marks of his semen on Frank's MacBook. He surely loves cocaine, but may have died once from it. He generally speaks with telepathy

COCAINE IS FUCKING AWESOME - E.T.

by i hate sjws June 5, 2017

Filthy Frank Show

Commonly called: "The worst show on the internet". Hosted by Filthy Frank which the scenario is based out of irrelevant nature, which most of it happens indoors. Filthy Frank also claimed that this show will give you suicidal thoughts

Fan: Thanks Papa Franku. The Filthy Frank Show made me feel a lot better
Filthy Frank: Thank you but THE SHOW IS LITTERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SHOULD FEEL RIGHT NOW

by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

Baltimorgue

A derogatory term for Baltimore. Due to its high murder rate, it came to a point when morgues can no longer clean and store the dead bodies they recieve every year

Non-nigger #1: So the riots just happened, then what????
Non-nigger #2: That's Baltimorgue, no need to say "what?". Niggers ran that city for decades

by i hate sjws October 16, 2018

Commiefornia

A term used to describe all the far-left policies that California has ever created in the country. Their policies may be more radical than in Canada, but it'll once be more liberal than in Europe overall. People wished that it actually becomes independent, but the people inside this state will keep voting against Calexit to stay in America to run over the economy. And this is why right wingers in California want to create the state of Jefferson.

Left-winger: Come to California. They say it's all cool down there
Right-winger: Fuck no. I don't want to come to Commiefornia. I don't want to get harrassed by Feminazis and SJWs. Plus I don't have any gun rights to scare them away

by i hate sjws February 5, 2018

Safari Man

A Japanese character appearing in the Filthy Frank Show, which appears to be Filthy Frank's only human friend living inside his apartment. He speaks very fluent Japanese but with innaccurate English subtitles appearing on screen. Filthy Frank sometimes calls him an asshole

For example in "WEEABOOS" :
Safari Man : (speaks in Japanese)
Translation : I love pussy
English Subtitles: We have to run

by i hate sjws June 4, 2017