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A good sound/symbol, which however is used by a horrible parental controls company.
Dog: Bark!!!!!!
bark by i eat uranium fuel rods August 6, 2023

foolproof 

Something which Bark's algorithms aren't (check "Barking Up The Wrong Tree")
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

Barking Up The Wrong Tree 

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.

(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage

(Outro)

Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
"Barking Up The Wrong Tree" is an AI-generated soon-to-be meme song.

Trolling 

Article: "Trolling is cyber bulling"
Everyone including trolls: *TROLLING IS NOT CYBERBULLYING!!!*

Not cyberbullying 

Article: "Trolling is cyber bulling)
Everyone including trolls: *TROLLING IS NOT CYBERBULLYING!!!*

emosting 

The art of using random emojis. Portmanteau of "emoji" and "testing". same as emotesting.
person 1: why are you using random emojis?
person 2: just emosting

Censorware 

Any software/malware/spyware that censors things.
A popular example of censorware is parental controls.