It's ya boy. I like him a lot. He probably stinks quite a bit since I've never seen a single shower or bathroom in Po town, Plumeria probably has the only one and doesn't let anyone in there so they don't fucking trash it. Can't blame her.
That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.
That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.
by i am crying on the floor May 12, 2022
Get the Guzma mug.Beautiful blonde bitch boy from Kalos that makes his shrimp fry rice. My friend hates him because he killed their flaming fire fuck fox on their nuzlocke but oh well. I like him. I wanna smack his pale ass cheeks and watch them jiggle. He will go "OH HON HON, MORE, S'ILS VOUT PLAÎT!" like the Frenchie he is.
A lot of people hate him. I don't see why. He'd make an amazing house wife
A lot of people hate him. I don't see why. He'd make an amazing house wife
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Get the Emmet mug.The green fuck from aether paradise who my pal desires carnally. A lot of people think he's really ugly, some think he's alright enough to consider okay, others (such as my friend) desire him in a way I don't really understand but to each their own.
I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.
I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.
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Get the Faba mug.Someone who is frequently known for crimes against humanity and hate speech. A lot of people wanna fuck him, too, but this is decently common for a whopping majority of pokemon characters. However, there's something about him that really resonates with people. I think it's daddy issues.
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idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that
i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that
i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol
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