11 definitions by i am crying on the floor
Emmet destroyed my team and almost ate me alive, I'm glad I made it out of Gear Station with my life
by i am crying on the floor November 22, 2021
She's definitely the type of lady to wear weird ass perfume that smells like "Magnifique Sécrétions du Power" (however the fuck that is supposed to smell) and you can smell her from a god damn mile a way, that is if you don't hear them god damn stiletto heels jabbing into the floor first. Have you ever read a Series of Unfortunate Events? Well, there's this evil lady in there who fucks Count Olaf i think and her stilettos would get stuck in the floors of this place everywhere she walked because they were as sharp as daggers. That's how I imagine her. Now imagine her stepping on you
by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022
It's ya boy. I like him a lot. He probably stinks quite a bit since I've never seen a single shower or bathroom in Po town, Plumeria probably has the only one and doesn't let anyone in there so they don't fucking trash it. Can't blame her.
That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.
That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.
by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022
Someone who is frequently known for crimes against humanity and hate speech. A lot of people wanna fuck him, too, but this is decently common for a whopping majority of pokemon characters. However, there's something about him that really resonates with people. I think it's daddy issues.
by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022
Ingo is a goth conductor who doesn't like conformity or people. He never smiles either because he is also emo. But he's very cool and tends to be nice. He also keeps his little brother from committing mass murder in the subways.
by i am crying on the floor November 22, 2021
The green fuck from aether paradise who my pal desires carnally. A lot of people think he's really ugly, some think he's alright enough to consider okay, others (such as my friend) desire him in a way I don't really understand but to each their own.
I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.
I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.
by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022
Volo. Ah, Volo. Volo Volo Volo. Really rolls off the tongue. He's a bit of a cunt, a large, quivering cunt. A tall cunt! I wanna smack him around like those ASMR slime channels. What kinda noise do you think he'd make? There is only one way to find out. May Arceus forgive my transgressions.
Press A to Volo
by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022