A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.
by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022
It's ya boy. I like him a lot. He probably stinks quite a bit since I've never seen a single shower or bathroom in Po town, Plumeria probably has the only one and doesn't let anyone in there so they don't fucking trash it. Can't blame her.
That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.
That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.
by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022
Emmet destroyed my team and almost ate me alive, I'm glad I made it out of Gear Station with my life
by i am crying on the floor November 22, 2021
She's definitely the type of lady to wear weird ass perfume that smells like "Magnifique Sécrétions du Power" (however the fuck that is supposed to smell) and you can smell her from a god damn mile a way, that is if you don't hear them god damn stiletto heels jabbing into the floor first. Have you ever read a Series of Unfortunate Events? Well, there's this evil lady in there who fucks Count Olaf i think and her stilettos would get stuck in the floors of this place everywhere she walked because they were as sharp as daggers. That's how I imagine her. Now imagine her stepping on you
by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022
Ingo is a goth conductor who doesn't like conformity or people. He never smiles either because he is also emo. But he's very cool and tends to be nice. He also keeps his little brother from committing mass murder in the subways.
by i am crying on the floor November 22, 2021
Someone who is frequently known for crimes against humanity and hate speech. A lot of people wanna fuck him, too, but this is decently common for a whopping majority of pokemon characters. However, there's something about him that really resonates with people. I think it's daddy issues.
by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022
Beautiful blonde bitch boy from Kalos that makes his shrimp fry rice. My friend hates him because he killed their flaming fire fuck fox on their nuzlocke but oh well. I like him. I wanna smack his pale ass cheeks and watch them jiggle. He will go "OH HON HON, MORE, S'ILS VOUT PLAÎT!" like the Frenchie he is.
A lot of people hate him. I don't see why. He'd make an amazing house wife
A lot of people hate him. I don't see why. He'd make an amazing house wife
by i am crying on the floor May 13, 2022