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Lusamine

She's definitely the type of lady to wear weird ass perfume that smells like "Magnifique Sécrétions du Power" (however the fuck that is supposed to smell) and you can smell her from a god damn mile a way, that is if you don't hear them god damn stiletto heels jabbing into the floor first. Have you ever read a Series of Unfortunate Events? Well, there's this evil lady in there who fucks Count Olaf i think and her stilettos would get stuck in the floors of this place everywhere she walked because they were as sharp as daggers. That's how I imagine her. Now imagine her stepping on you

Lusamine fucking scares me, but everytime she looks at me, I also get a massive boner

by i am crying on the floor May 12, 2022

Guzma

It's ya boy. I like him a lot. He probably stinks quite a bit since I've never seen a single shower or bathroom in Po town, Plumeria probably has the only one and doesn't let anyone in there so they don't fucking trash it. Can't blame her.

That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.

Guzma kicked me in the fucking ass and called me a really bad thing that I can't reclaim!

by i am crying on the floor May 12, 2022

Volo

Volo. Ah, Volo. Volo Volo Volo. Really rolls off the tongue. He's a bit of a cunt, a large, quivering cunt. A tall cunt! I wanna smack him around like those ASMR slime channels. What kinda noise do you think he'd make? There is only one way to find out. May Arceus forgive my transgressions.

Press A to Volo

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Colress

That one guy who CLAIMS to be a scientist but we all know what he really is- UhHhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that

i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol

Colress. AAAAAAUUUHGGGHHH

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Melli

A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.

Melli is the smelliest warden. Smelli Melli. I hope he dies

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Molayne

Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.

"Molayne is so cute! I could just squish his face!"

"And fracture his cheek bones? Be careful."

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Ingo

Ingo is a goth conductor who doesn't like conformity or people. He never smiles either because he is also emo. But he's very cool and tends to be nice. He also keeps his little brother from committing mass murder in the subways.

Did you see that emo train conductor, Ingo? He's hardcore goth.

by i am crying on the floor November 21, 2021