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Emmet

His name is Emmet. He is a subway boss. And he will absolutely pummel you.

Emmet destroyed my team and almost ate me alive, I'm glad I made it out of Gear Station with my life

by i am crying on the floor November 21, 2021

Ingo

Ingo is a goth conductor who doesn't like conformity or people. He never smiles either because he is also emo. But he's very cool and tends to be nice. He also keeps his little brother from committing mass murder in the subways.

Did you see that emo train conductor, Ingo? He's hardcore goth.

by i am crying on the floor November 21, 2021

Molayne

Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.

"Molayne is so cute! I could just squish his face!"

"And fracture his cheek bones? Be careful."

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Colress

That one guy who CLAIMS to be a scientist but we all know what he really is- UhHhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that

i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol

Colress. AAAAAAUUUHGGGHHH

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Ghetsis

Someone who is frequently known for crimes against humanity and hate speech. A lot of people wanna fuck him, too, but this is decently common for a whopping majority of pokemon characters. However, there's something about him that really resonates with people. I think it's daddy issues.

Ghetsis made me realize that i have daddy issues

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Melli

A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.

Melli is the smelliest warden. Smelli Melli. I hope he dies

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Volo

Volo. Ah, Volo. Volo Volo Volo. Really rolls off the tongue. He's a bit of a cunt, a large, quivering cunt. A tall cunt! I wanna smack him around like those ASMR slime channels. What kinda noise do you think he'd make? There is only one way to find out. May Arceus forgive my transgressions.

Press A to Volo

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022